Wednesday, 10/17/2007

Blog Entry #8

The King hates the entire human race, this means you. As you already know, I hate people. For many reasons of course. People are idiots. If you don’t believe me, I have two examples that are absolute proof that people are fucking idiots. The first is Scientology. What the fuck is up with that? People actually believe that shit, are you fucking kidding me? Let me tell you something about Scientology. Scientology’s “prophet”, L. Ron Hubbard, was a science fiction writer, a bad one at that. He was also a pedophile. I wouldn’t be surprised if one day people turn this blog into a religion, because people are fucking morons. I could see it now: The pastor would say in the middle of service: “Now, let us all read a verse from Blog Entry #1 about the dirty whore analogy.” The second reason is George W. Bush. First of all, our country is dumb enough to elect him. But are we really dumb enough to elect him twice? The answer is yes. The sad thing is, he’s actually dumber than the people who elected him. The only good thing that man ever did was bust on Cheney at a dinner with all the world leaders after good ole’ Dick shot his friend. Bush actually said, “His full name is Dick B. Cheney. The B stands for bull’s eye.” Well done George, well done. Did you come up with that  all by yourself? Isn’t it funny though that our President and Vice-President’s names are Dick and Bush. That shows a lot about our country, and intelligence. Now the whole reason I’m bringing this up, is because people never cease to annoy me. As you’re aware, my girlfriend and I recently broke up. I’m cool with it, I’m probably better off. But my dumb friends always unintentionally pour kerosene on my fire. Every time one of them sees her, they have to call me and tell me. Do you really think I give a shit? It’s hard to pretend that she doesn’t exist when they keep reminding me she has a pulse. My one buddy called me to tell me that he saw her buying bread at the supermarket. Who gives a fuck? Every time I ask them why they tell me, they say either, “I thought you should know.” or, “I thought you would want to know.” Do you really think I want to know?  Do you really think I give a shit? If people are dumb enough not to know that on their own, then our species is doomed. People don’t think any more. Human beings no longer have common sense. You all need to stop and think before you do anything. And none of this “I thought you should know crap.” It’s like this: “Why did you tell John that his own son is having sex with his mother and sister at the same time ever since John and his wife got divorced?” “I thought he should know.” Just because you think he should know, doesn’t mean he should, or better yet wants to. Never ever think an answer to something, you better fucking know for sure before you start yapping your big fat mouth. Do me a favor, when ever you hear something, just keep your fucking mouth shut.

Posted by The King at 12:34 PM EDT

Updated: Friday, 10/26/2007 11:48 AM EDT

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