Saturday, 09/22/2007

Blog Entry #5

The King hates everyone and everything, this means you. So right now, I’m drunk (and on pills, can’t forget that). This blog should be interesting. I am sitting here writing this stupid blog listening to “War” by Bruce Springsteen. It is such a great song. If you haven’t figured it out yet, The King is a chain smoking, pill popping, alcohol. And I am proud of it. After all, I am a writer (or now blogger if you will). The reason I’m drunk is that I just found out my recent ex is in a relationship....

Alright, I just woke up. I started writing, went to a nightclub, played some grab ass, then blacked out. You have to love those moments. I have no idea what happened last night. I have to go play detective. I have to pick up the pieces. This going to be fun. It’s like that shitty move “Dude, Where’s my Car?”. I wonder what did I happen last night after I felt that chick up. I also wonder what the fuck is the stamp on my hand supposed to be. The one they stamp on the back of our hand when you get into the club. It looks like a pregnant alien or some shit. Where was I? Oh yeah, my ex found a brand new lover. But who gives a shit? I do alright without her. Truth is, I really don’t care, but even if I am over her, that’s something I don’t want to hear. No matter what, that news hurts. It’s cool though. The problem about ex’s new man toy with me is that I know everybody. Everywhere I go, I bump into someone I know, no matter where it is (That is kind of funny for someone who hates everybody isn’t it?). So naturally when my ex finds a new suitor, I know the guy. Do I like him? No. Did I like him then? Let’s put it this way, I wasn’t too fond of him then, and I fucking hate him now. That’s God at his best. He loves that irony, like I said before. If only you knew the whole story. But what are you going to do? Am I going to repeat last night every night? Well, I am a chain smoking, pill popping, alcoholic, but that’s besides the point. The answer is no. Because I’m just going to live my life. It’s not like I’m not seeing other people, but that news still hurts no matter who you are. Even if I don’t give a fuck about anything. One of my other ex’s is in a 2 year relationship and it doesn’t even make me flinch. But the last one is still fresh in my mind. Now, I don’t want you to get the wrong idea, and think that The King has a heart. Because I don’t, but let’s just say in some cases I might some small qualities that make me look human.  Now go away, you’re bothering me.

Posted by The King at 3:30 PM EDT

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