Tuesday, 09/18/2007

Blog Entry #3

God, I hate you all. I remember once this Jewish girl I know told me that she was an atheist Jew. Well, I replied: "Where I come from that's called a Catholic." I offended a few people with that comment. Me, I'm a little agnostic. I don't know what's going on up there. Nobody knows for sure. Nobody knows which religion is the right one. I don't know if my beliefs are true and if yours are false. That's why I hate people who are ultra religious. For all we know, religion could be something we made up in order to think that there is something after death. After we die it could just be an eternal dreamless sleep. But who knows? Not me. I do believe in God though, and I'll tell you why. Because life can't suck this bad on its own. There has to be one man behind it all. God is the best jokester of all time. I bet he sees life as one big practical joke. You got to love the ironic moments. For instance, I went to visit my recent ex at her work (No, I'm not stalking her, I was in the neighborhood. Really, I was) the day after we split. The second I walk through that door, the song "Baby Come Back" by Player comes on. It was depressing, butI couldn't help but laugh. A buddy of mine thought he had HIV. One night he was sitting at home watching TV. Then all of a sudden, an aids awareness commercial comes on. That helped his paranoia. I was in a bad neighborhood once, and my cell phone rang. My ring tone just happened to be "The KKK Took My Baby Away" by The Ramones (Great song). It was an awkward moment. My best friend had a girlfriend that he loved more than anything, he also had this guy who he absolutely could not stand. I met his girlfriend and she... was ... AWFUL! I hated this girl with a passion. She was controlling, stupid, annoying, obnoxious, I completely loathed this chick. She was the biggest bitch I ever met. She wasn't even that hot (either way, I'd still fuck her). Now, the guy he hated... was... FUCKING AWESOME! This guy was hilarious. He was cool as shit. I loved this guy. He was funny, angry, and said some unorthodox shit that made so much sense. But look at that situation. The girl he loved, I hated. And the guy he hated, I loved. Now, are all these things just coincidences and odd phenomenons? Or are they practical jokes, set up by the big guy himself? You have to admit, God is a funny mother fucker.

Posted by The King at 3:58 PM EDT

Updated: Monday, 09/24/2007 6:44 PM EDT

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