Friday, 09/14/2007

Blog Entry #1

Let’s get one thing straight, The King hates you all. He’ll talk your ear off and be friendly, might even tell you how awesome you are. But it’s all a lie. I hate all of you. The entire human race. Does that make me a bad person? Does it? I may be a nice guy, but being an asshole is one of my finer points. You may think I’m an angry depressed poor soul. You may be right. But the truth is I’m smarter than you think. My whole outlook on life isn’t exactly a bad thing. I’ll give you some advice. First, not caring is a great quality. If you don’t give a shit about life, about anything, there is no such thing as disappointments, pain, suffering, you name it. Second, love is a gift... from Satan. It will only hurt you. If you decide to embrace love, do it with extreme caution. I look at it this way: Fuck love and fuck you too for thinking it’s something special. It isn’t shit. Now I’m not going to sit here and bitch and moan about how bad my life is. ‘Cause like I said, I don’t give a fuck. Just do me a favor, get out of your house, right now, go to the nearest nightclub, and find the biggest skank you’ll ever see. I mean a chick who is such a dirty whore, that you can smell that gooey pussy from the parking lot. Now when you wake up the next day, turn over and look at this whore. That whore is life. It sucks (literally), it’ll fuck anyone any chance it gets, and there is always a price to every action (Example: Herpes). But wasn’t the sex pretty good? No? I didn’t think so. I just wanted to give you herpes. Remember, you’re listening to a guy who hates you.

Posted by The King at 1:13 PM EDT

Updated: Monday, 09/24/2007 6:38 PM EDT

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