Monday, 03/31/2008

Blog Entry #15

Once and for all, The King hates you, and this will never change. Listen up kiddies, The King is retiring. I'm tired of preaching to you fuckheads when it's going in one crusty ear and out the other. You suck, and I hate everyone of you. So right now, I am going to throw in a little Q & A. First, I want to give a shout-out to one of my anti-fans: Janie Doo. Janie has labled me a few things. One would be a sexist. Just today she told me that the reason I will never understand women is because I am an "asshold". Laugh out loud, Janie. Laugh out loud. I love them typo. She has also called me a hypoCRITE. I emphasised on the end so Janie will notice her other typo. Okay, I hate bloggers. But I blog. You're not a hypocrite if you hate every blogger, including yourself. Now my favorite is when Janie Doo told me that I'm a "miserable miserable man" and she wanted to know how I could go through life with so much hatred towards everybody. Well, thank you for the compliment, and it is easy to hate everyone when they suck so much. Janie, I have a question for you. Why do you keep reading the blog if you hate me so much? I'm going to now give a nice Andrew Dice Clay: OH! Next, Tommy T disagrees with Janie. He thinks that I am "soooooooo fucking awesome" and I "get it exactly where it is". Well, thank you, I don't know what that means, but thank you. And Tommy, I will not loose my "major balls". Next, is a frequent ready named Ebony. She is very nice, very polite, very friendly, she agrees with me on a good amount of subjects, and she often gives me her two cents. Do you read the blog? If James Thompson had a vagina, he would definitely pop Xanies in it. Congratulations James! You're a sick fuck like me. Tony Richardson would like to know why I hate people so much. Like I told Janie: BECAUSE YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK! HOW CLEARER CAN I MAKE IT? THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS AND THIS MOTHER BLOG! (Okay Samuel L.) Thank you Tony. I don't know if you noticed, but this is the longest blog. Well, it is my last one, so go fuck yourself if you have a problem with it. Don't get the wrong idea. The King is not happy. He does not not need to bitch anymore. The King stills hates the world any everyone in it, and I always will. Now, this may not last. I don't put up with many things that long. That may be the reason I am quitting. But I may quit my early retirement as well. We will see. You fucking idiots can't do things on your own anyway. You're too stinking blind. I hope you all choke. Good bye, and good fucking riddens to all of you. Now, The King has left the building... God fuck yourself.

Buh-bye.

Ha ha. I just noticed, this blog isn't long at all. That's hilarious... Fuck you.

Posted by The King at 8:18 PM EDT

Updated: Monday, 03/31/2008 8:20 PM EDT

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